Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Who am I?
I absolutely hate hominy, sardines, and wild game. I hate dishonesty, lack of loyalty in a friend or family member and a person who can't seem to make eye contact. I dislike greatly spiders (I'm sure they have teeth), roaches, snakes, jellyfish (ouch) and the thought of stepping on a rusty nail or a shard of glass. Oh yea, and anything prickly - catcus (I've seen them go in Attack mode), thorny shrubs, vines and weeds. Splinters, paper cuts, and getting stitches. Seeing someone pick their nose or mess with a pimple (barf). Hair hanging out of nostrils and ears, oily hair (no excuses folks) teeth that need brushed, dirty fingernails and long toenails (just gross). And dirty ears. There is plenty more that gets me upset, grossed out and ready to barf but I will move on to a more pleasant dialogue - you know, the things that I really like - rain -nothing better that playing in it, splashing in puddles, listening to it and watching the sky light up Thunder is pretty special too, but it can sometimes make me jump out of my skin. Picking strawberries, gusty wind, irises, mountains, good wine, sunsets on the beach, candle light, kittens and puppies, the innocence and trust of a child, first love, the twinkle is someones eye, loud and long laughter till your belly hurts, you cry or pee yourself, poetry, a good book, a drama, colors, a sensitive introspective person, inner peace and the after glow of great sex, a hot bowl of homemade soup, crusty bread, chocolate, and a cup of hot sweetened tea, Margaritas and tequila shots, should I mention aspirin, a power nap and remembering my dreams, watching my children with their children, knowing that the Mother's Curse really works, making new friends and staying in touch with old friends, I really love just playing in the dirt, organization and a reasonably clean house. Of course there is more, I could keep going but I'll give you something to think about.link | posted by BootyJC at 9:23 PM
2 Comments:
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had this to say:
You made me tear up at the part of watching us with our kids.
- January 11, 2007 at 10:03 AM
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soapbox.SUPERSTAR had this to say:
That's a pretty damn good list...nothing beats liquor and a clean house!!!
Mother's curse...damn you mothers...damn you!- January 11, 2007 at 9:04 PM
