Saturday, January 20, 2007
Wahoo Surgery
Monday morning I will be placed in stirrups, put under general anesthesia and the doctor will repair my prolapsed bladder and rectum. I never even knew your rectum could fall - so that was a surprise to me - and the bladder has definitely fallen and can't get up. I'll get a hammock to support my bladder - I've requested a LL Bean as they last so long - the doctor must think I'm crazy. Now, lets see, my ass will be in the air, all kinds of cutting and sewing going on - how big does that damn thing open up to anyway?? I really don't even want to know the answer to that one. So girls, to help keep your bladder in place you must do kiegels (sp?)- it helps to hold 'em to a count of ten and keep those muscles strong - I was under the illusion that mine were so strong that I'd be able to pick up dimes - which I also told the doctor - but alas, they aren't. I always get sick from the anesthesia so I'm not looking forward to that part - the wonderful man I'm married to will be my nurse - he sure puts me to shame as a nurse - when he had surgery on his nose I couldn't even stay in the room with him cause his nose bled so much I could smell it and I became sick. When I drove him home from the hospital his nose started bleeding real badly and I kept gagging and had to pull over to the side of the road. Those nurses sure have strong stomachs is all I can say. On top of all that I have a UTI so right now life kinda sucks for me. Wish me luck!!link | posted by BootyJC at 9:08 PM
3 Comments:
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had this to say:
Make sure to trim it up so that the doctor can find his way.
- January 20, 2007 at 9:41 PM
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soapbox.SUPERSTAR had this to say:
Good Luck Lady!
Shelly, What the hell is wrong with you?- January 22, 2007 at 8:30 PM
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Erin had this to say:
Well, now that it is over, tell everyone how bald ya are! LOL
- January 25, 2007 at 11:46 AM
