Monday, January 10, 2011
Tiny Bump Fixed
Well, here I go again. In order to aid my breathing and maybe help my sleep apnea I will have the deviated septum in the right nostril fixed. I am as nervous as a whore in church! I have cleaned just about everything in my house today that needed cleaned, hit the library, Michaels and even hit McD's for a caramel Frappe'. Advised my husband that in order to make me happy today three pictures that I had re-framed must be hung. Bless him - he did the hanging - probably wishing it was me not the pictures he was hammering into the wall. Didn't even cook dinner - too anxious. I did however, quickly consume a pimento cheese sandwich (one of my comfort foods) and then had a baked apple. I must say that I'm very grateful for the pain drugs I am about to receive! I don't want to remember anything. It would be lovely to wake up three or four days from now just feeling great and who knows - maybe I'll drop a few pounds in the process. Wouldn't that be the cherry on top! Well, alright, I will make a small confession here - don't tell anyone - our little secret - OKAY! I am also having my nose fixed - yes - you got it - FIXED is the operative word here. I'll deny it from this day forward - the small (well, maybe not really small) bump on the bridge (ugh! did I say bridge - my nose is not that large! But you get the general idea of the location of the very tiny bump on my nose. It will exist nevermore!!! And I'm gonna be a really happy camper. Now to get the other parts of my face to match will be a real challenge - I also have baggy eye lids - my Dad's plastic surgeon told me which doctor to go to so that my insurance would cover the surgery - maybe when I get just a little more courage I'll do that deed. Now I have to figure out how in the world to fix my chicken neck, muffin top and baggy knees. Do plastic surgeons in training give cut rate deals for practice on dummy's like me?You know, kinda like a beauty school gives cheap hair cuts and color. Just wonderin'. I have to be honest with ya - if they did - I would be first in line. Hmmmm - maybe a butt lift and boob lift!!
Anyway, I'll be under the weather for a few days but I'll sign on again when feeling fresh as a daisy.
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1 Comments:
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Shelly had this to say:
You will do great. Just sleep it off.
- January 10, 2011 at 10:15 PM
